like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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