Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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