he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
