Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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