Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
