i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Randomize
