No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Randomize