just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
