it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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