I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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