My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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