Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
