is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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