this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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