The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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