New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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