And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Someone signed my nipple.
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