We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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