question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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