i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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