If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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