You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I don't think brook has ever known best
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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