He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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