If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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