Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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