So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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