its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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