Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
