I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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