in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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