STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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