I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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