I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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