All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
God, I missed his penis.
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