In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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