THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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