so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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