I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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