Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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