Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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