singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
