Who did Billy Mays play for?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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