Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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