great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Randomize
