Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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