This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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