You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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