WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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