Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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