Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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