I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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