I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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