If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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