Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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