yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
