so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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